All right everybody, the name is Alek and Alek is your paycheck advance instructor. For those of you who are new to Alek's class, we have a couple of guidelines to keep things working:
- you move when Alek tells you to move, and you don't stop moving until class is finished
- You get excited about paycheck loans and you sweat like you've never sweat before!
Alek is going to turn on some music now... thump thump thump thump... Alek likes, Alek really, really likes! Ok, ready? One...two...one two and here we go and loan! Loan! Loan! Move to the left and pay! Pay! You can do it! Now reach it up and save! Save! Save! Here is comes repay! Repay! Repay! Now from the start! Everyone? I want you to go to the closet and take out an online paycheck advance - that right, loan away. Wooooo!
Suzy provides a great example of the perfect paycheck advance
You're doing great people, there's a great energy in the gym today and Alek can definitely feel it. Suzy! I've never seen your advanced pay look so good! You'd better start wearing spandex girl, really show off what your lender gave ya! Everyone, take a look at Suzy, see how she really puts effort into her paycheck advances? Each one its like boom, boom, boom. You see that? Oh yeah Suzy, you rock. Look at her form people, see how she takes out a paycheck advance then pays off only the debts she absolutely has to? Then she stops, she stops right there and holds her spending and saves up her money until payday. Hold it Suzy! Hold it...then she repays her cash advance debt nice and easy never letting her finances hit the floor. Excellent, perfect form Suzy! Alek is super psyched! All right everyone, all eyes on Alek. Step. Step. We're gonna...take it...up a notch now reach! Reach! Reach! Reach! And push! Push! Push! Push! Now loan! Loan! Loan! Loan! These loans rock the house!
Taking you into your advanced cool down
You did great with your paycheck financing people, Alek is totally pleased. Its takes a lot to get Alek pumped up about a financial work out, but you guys are doing it! Tommy, nice use of the financing instrument - you did it like a pro. Yeah baby! Alek likes! Now everyone grab a mat, recline, and breathe...
- visualize your paycheck advance - its money, when you need it, for whatever reason. Looks good, doesn't it. Oh yeeah. Look real good.
- Now take that advance and visualize what you'll do with it. Use the money for only your immediate financial pressures, repay the loan on time and in full on your next payday, then make the sacrifices necessary to regain your financial composure. Good. Good. Remember to breathe.
- Now stretch your advanced pay all the way back, back back back back back. there, stretch it as far as you possibly can. Hold it...now release. Release your need for high-cost financial assistance because you cannot wait until payday.
Chances are a paycheck advance will end up costing a whole lot more than late fees or bounced checks ever could. At first they seem your only options, but here at Borrow Cash Online we know your options are only limited by your personal drive for financial success and beneficial solutions. Break through the barriers with a paycheck cash advance - your body will thank you! Thanks friend! Alek likes!
Cornering Alek after the class
If there is one thing Alek does not like from his friends it's approaching him when the class is over to further discuss your fast paycheck advance - Alek doesn't get paid to be a consultant. And neither do any of the instructors at your payday gym - no lender is gonna sit around ad give you free advice about your quick paycheck advance, especially if the advice they give will help you repay your financing sooner.